A blind man walked into a biker bar one night. One of the patrons at the bar saw him and helped him get to a barstool and get a drink. After a few minutes, the blind man leaned over to his new friend and said, "I just heard the world's best blonde joke. Would you like to hear it?"

The response was, "Friend, before you say another word, there's something you need to know."

"What's that?" the blind man asked.

"There are five people besides you in this bar. The bartender is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. There are two women sitting at the end of the bar. One is a police officer, and the other is a Marine, and they're both blond.  And I'm a third degree black belt in karate, and I'm blonde.

"So," the man concluded, "Are you sure you really want to tell that joke?"

The blind man thought about it for a minute and said, "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it five times."


1) We all had Nicknames. What was Boyd Martin's?
2) What is Butch Morgan's real first name

3) Where did couples go to park in our day before bucket seats came along?
Otsego Park
Liberty Hi Rd
Girlfriend's driveway
All the above
4) What was the very BEST thing to do just after dawn on July 5th as a kid in Bowling Green?
Sleep in with your bottle of captured fireflies.
Keep enjoying summer vacation with some pancakes
Eat your oatmeal, kid!
Head for the Golf Course to pick up unexploded bits of fireworks

5) Who had the best Fries in Town?
Big Boy
The Wood County Fair
The Corner Grill
6) Who strung so much string back and forth across Ivan Stearns Physics room one moonlit spring night in 1966 that they had to call off class the next morning?
A leprechaun
Nesting birds
A werewolf
B Johnson

7) What was the name of the best known local band that played at the High School?
The Rolling Rocks
The Insects
Missing Links
The Fugitives